A funny little blog to help you get through the day.
I think the highlight of my day was getting called a “fucking lesbian”
Like yes thank you I am a lesbian.
How to use sand to freak people out
Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.
filling out a job application
“are you available for a Skype interview?”
I took a panoramic photo at a concert and lights changed in the middle of it. This is the result
Obligatory #sharkweek post ! This shark is @theodoreruffsevelt ! Please follow this politically ambitious little puglet! #pug #pugs #pugsofinstagram
Do you ever just think to yourself, thank god I’m a lesbian?